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I'm just a weird, awkward, annoying little shit from Pennsylvania going by the name Sam who jUST HAPPENS TO BE HUMAN


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20daysofjune:

When white people click anon:
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When white people forget to click anon:
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radwhitekid:

soft-grudge:

The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.

must be human

radwhitekid:

soft-grudge:

The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.

must be human

gifini:

So you do not need to run. I’m doing this job from running

gifini:

So you do not need to run. I’m doing this job from running

ofuckme:

nialllhoran:

don’t tell me that one direction don’t care about their fans when they purchased food and had it sent down to the fans waiting outside their hotel

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penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

follow the person this was reblogged from

fuckinq:

fuckinq:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

try it out

Jake Malik used to go to my school... :O

Anonymous

brandonprustbeatingass:

he seems like the type of guy to join every club and show up once just so he could be in the yearbook photo

lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.

kaykonut:


dollycoquetry:

Okay I’m done reblogging non-cute, non-me stuff for the time being, but this was hilarious.

THIS DUDE TAKES PICTURES OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION, POSTS IT ON THE INTERNET, MAKES FUN OF THE PERSON FOR THE WAY THEY DRESS, THEN CALLS THAT PERSON AN ASSHOLE AND WONDERS WHY HE AINT GOT A GIRL??????????

kaykonut:

dollycoquetry:

Okay I’m done reblogging non-cute, non-me stuff for the time being, but this was hilarious.

THIS DUDE TAKES PICTURES OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION, POSTS IT ON THE INTERNET, MAKES FUN OF THE PERSON FOR THE WAY THEY DRESS, THEN CALLS THAT PERSON AN ASSHOLE AND WONDERS WHY HE AINT GOT A GIRL??????????

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

Asia says zed too

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

a-flairforthedramatics:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

fit-healthy-marion:

fitisfashion:

the truest comic ever

love

yes 
this is perfection

I was not expecting the last one

Unknown

20daysofjune:

When white people click anon:
image


When white people forget to click anon:
image

radwhitekid:

soft-grudge:

The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.

must be human

radwhitekid:

soft-grudge:

The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.

must be human

gifini:

So you do not need to run. I’m doing this job from running

ofuckme:

nialllhoran:

don’t tell me that one direction don’t care about their fans when they purchased food and had it sent down to the fans waiting outside their hotel

image

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

follow the person this was reblogged from

fuckinq:

fuckinq:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

try it out

Jake Malik used to go to my school... :O
Anonymous

brandonprustbeatingass:

he seems like the type of guy to join every club and show up once just so he could be in the yearbook photo

kaykonut:


dollycoquetry:

Okay I’m done reblogging non-cute, non-me stuff for the time being, but this was hilarious.

THIS DUDE TAKES PICTURES OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION, POSTS IT ON THE INTERNET, MAKES FUN OF THE PERSON FOR THE WAY THEY DRESS, THEN CALLS THAT PERSON AN ASSHOLE AND WONDERS WHY HE AINT GOT A GIRL??????????

kaykonut:

dollycoquetry:

Okay I’m done reblogging non-cute, non-me stuff for the time being, but this was hilarious.

THIS DUDE TAKES PICTURES OF PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION, POSTS IT ON THE INTERNET, MAKES FUN OF THE PERSON FOR THE WAY THEY DRESS, THEN CALLS THAT PERSON AN ASSHOLE AND WONDERS WHY HE AINT GOT A GIRL??????????

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

image

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

image

STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

Asia says zed too

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

image

Bucky knows what’s up